February 2012
22 posts
Sometimes I hate Main South so much
Today I was walking on the street, and two guys passed me and one of them said, “I’m going to punch her in the face and see how she likes it…fuck, pisses me off so much.”
I hate walking down the street and being endlessly cat called and have cars pull over so that the man driving can call out at me.
Main South is a really cool place....
the worst noise in the world is when someone itches the roof of her or his mouth with his or her tongue
I feel like tumblr was the romantic movement that took hold when facebook took over myspace and everyone wanted to be able to post bulletins again
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told someone I wanted to get ham-dingied last night and he didn’t understand
I should create a Corbin Pfeffer to English dictionary
my really really old philosophy prof has cancelled class three times in a row. I’m legitimately concerned he’s dying. I’m more legitimately concerned that I’m not going to get a credit.
whenever models are modeling corsets that are supposed to be “sexy” I’m all like ‘whoaaa you concealing a whole lotta nipple under there.’
Crash Curb: At a press conference this morning,... →
cashcrab:
At a press conference this morning, White People issued a statement that the phrase “Fuck The Police” is now officially a “white person thing”. “We’ve been fighting for this a long time, and we are proud to finally announce that N.W.A.’s once shocking and revolutionary anthem against minority…
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Today my roommate told her male friend who reminds me of the giant in “The Princess Bride” that I had made a valentine for my Vagina Sister.
He actually just looked at me with a blank face, turned around, and walked out of our room. After hysterically laughing, I explained that it was for my Vagina Monologue Secret Santa person, and my friend said, “Oh, I thought you guys sat...
My brother just found out he has gastritis and can’t drink coffee or alcohol or eat spicy or fatty foods…so pretty much everything that was ever blessed to the earth…
wahhhhh
I feel so sad for him
I feel really bad
:(
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“Why is my bed so hard to get out of in the morning?” -Roommate
“Because time is linear.” -Me
“No, it must be my new mattress pad.”
I am young and would like to partake in the producing of art
where does one learn how to art?
bodies tend to bleed
when you push them hard enough
or are not pregnant
anyways
there is always blood under my fingernails
the sweet union of the uterus and scalp
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everyday is the most emotional day of my life
“If Nintendo ran for president, it would win.”
– Someone who’s name I don’t know
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I feel like all of college so far has been trying to deal with how bad my senior year was
January 2012
18 posts
“I’m your R.A. and I’m tripping balls!”
– My R.A. tripping balls
“Always a bitch never a bridesmaid.”
– Alanna
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I got a wart on my foot from showering without shoes on in the dorm showers
this is the college lyfe
I hope all of you are jellin in your seats right now
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Over winter break, I lost four pounds. I wasn’t stressed out at all, so I wasn’t overeating, and I was doing things like snowboarding a lot. And I was like, cool. I’m pretty much back at the weight when I left home to go to college a few months ago.
I come back, and today my roommate asks, “Oh, did you lose weight? You seem to be a lot skinnier around your ribs.”
...
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there is a new guy in my dorm and I was with him and some other people tonight and another guy told him to take a shot without a chaser and “be a man”. I inquired why that would make him a man, and the new kid said “Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s your penis size that determines that.”
OH
MY
GOD
KILL
ME
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trying to discover a way to tell my dad his facebook statuses are way too long and descriptive and weird
If I don’t have ‘fun’ in college does that mean I’m not a ‘fun’ person
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I don’t really understand why they say not to flush tampons down the toilet. Some poops are way bigger than tampons. I know they can break apart. But still. Way. Bigger.
being back is weird. My presence feels only semi-important but at home I felt like a wanted item also there was more to dooo oh no I love my classes though. I got little clenches in my stomach during all of them today because I’m so excited and interested
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just put something up for sale on Amazon…now I’m looking around my room wanting to sell everything I own.
December 2011
23 posts
THE NEW YEAR IS AN ILLUSION
Reasons video games are terrifying
Yesterday I played the arcade game in the movie theater in which you shoot terrorists continually. I then had a dream that I was in Afghanistan killing dozens of people who were intentionally missing me when they shot at me. I also killed unarmed civilians, even when I knew that the war (in the dream) was already over. I was not dazed by any of it and felt extremely unattached.
you reach for me in the dark I
woke in the middle of the night as you reached for my side
I kept crying during a childhood movie
my eyes were tired and you were sad
you reached for me in the dark I made up odd tales in my head
we had to run outside in the snow
-
“no one is there for me like you are-
you are the reason I’m not alone in the world”
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every time I brush my teeth I sing “Do Your Ears Hang Low?” in my head to the beat of my own brushing and oh god it won’t end how can I make it stop
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"Mind if I brag... just a little? :)" Not if I...
Okay, girls who post pictures of the “shiny expensive” jewelry that their boyfriends give to them makes me ill. I don’t know why the girls want to brag and show it off because it’s one of the most stereotypical gifts and is based off the fact that the more expensive something is the better a present it is. The best presents I’ve ever received were either made for me,...
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now I go home to
face you
Look you in the eyes and say
please fix me
you broke me
by accident
pulling a tablecloth from under china
but it got caught on your boot
you looked the other way and somehow
the breaking became silent
the teacups didn’t make any sound as they
shattered
Parent Logic
Yes, of course you’re allowed to go to Europe with your boyfriend alone for two weeks.
Sleep over at our home? Are you insane? That’s not the way things should be.
why
I don’t get it
God, it’s me Suzie
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I love meeting adults who aren’t my professors or friends’ parents
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